Jokes Break :D

[kekeljevic]

Thief stops a man and want to robber him: "Give me Your money or Your life !!!"

"I'm a computer programmer", a man answered, " I don't have neither a money or a life... ".

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[kekeljevic]

"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. "

[kekeljevic]

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[kekeljevic]

When a husband is a programmer:

Wife: Let's buy a new TV!
Husbant: Internal error. Out of resources.

Wife: Give me Your credit card.
Husbant: Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do You love me as Your computer or I'm just for fun?
Husbant: Too many parameters.

Wife: I was wrong to marry You.
Husbant: Data type mismatch.

Wife: Where is You paycheck?
Husbant: File in use. Try again later.

[kekeljevic]

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[kekeljevic]

Original title for the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris", but no one would like to watch a movie 17 seconds long...

[kekeljevic]

[Vasiljevski]

What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush

[kekeljevic]

Oho... I can see some jokes on my account hahhaahahahahaha You don't have a chance. We GRAPHIC DESIGNERS are majority on this community

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[kekeljevic]

Why is Chuck Norris the best programmer:

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.