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Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:36 am
by kekeljevic
Thief stops a man and want to robber him: "Give me Your money or Your life !!!"
"I'm a computer programmer", a man answered, " I don't have neither a money or a life... ".
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am
by kekeljevic
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. "
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:47 am
by kekeljevic
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Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:59 am
by kekeljevic
When a husband is a programmer:
Wife: Let's buy a new TV!
Husbant: Internal error. Out of resources.
Wife: Give me Your credit card.
Husbant: Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do You love me as Your computer or I'm just for fun?
Husbant: Too many parameters.
Wife: I was wrong to marry You.
Husbant: Data type mismatch.
Wife: Where is You paycheck?
Husbant: File in use. Try again later.
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:00 am
by kekeljevic
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Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:13 am
by kekeljevic
Original title for the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris", but no one would like to watch a movie 17 seconds long...
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:02 pm
by kekeljevic
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:49 pm
by Vasiljevski
What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 am
by kekeljevic
Oho... I can see some jokes on my account hahhaahahahahaha You don't have a chance. We GRAPHIC DESIGNERS are majority on this community
Re: Jokes Break :D
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:33 am
by kekeljevic
Why is Chuck Norris the best programmer:
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
