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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:52 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:06 pm 
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kekeljevic wrote:
My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogramm my computer."
Me: "Okay...."
My Friend: "Not my Mac, but my PC. I has Windows Vista."
Me: "Yes, and what language did you use?"
My Friend: (pause) "English."
Me: "English?"
My Friend: "Yeah, English."


Is this one for real? Or it's just a joke? :)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:34 pm 
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@ Vasiljevski
I digged that on some blog... it's sounds real.

Here is a new joke
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That was a low kick hahahahahaha god damn... and it's all true hahahaha :lol:

Except this one:
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.

When this happened experienced graphic designers screamed in agony.

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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

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