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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:36 am |
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Thief stops a man and want to robber him: "Give me Your money or Your life !!!"
"I'm a computer programmer", a man answered, " I don't have neither a money or a life... ".
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Post subject: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:36 am
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am |
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"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. "
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:47 am |
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:59 am |
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When a husband is a programmer:
Wife: Let's buy a new TV! Husbant: Internal error. Out of resources.
Wife: Give me Your credit card. Husbant: Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do You love me as Your computer or I'm just for fun? Husbant: Too many parameters.
Wife: I was wrong to marry You. Husbant: Data type mismatch.
Wife: Where is You paycheck? Husbant: File in use. Try again later.
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:00 am |
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Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:00 am
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:13 am |
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Original title for the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris", but no one would like to watch a movie 17 seconds long...
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:02 pm |
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Vasiljevski
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:49 pm |
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What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush 
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 am |
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Oho... I can see some jokes on my account hahhaahahahahaha You don't have a chance. We GRAPHIC DESIGNERS are majority on this community 
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Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 am
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kekeljevic
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:33 am |
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Why is Chuck Norris the best programmer:
Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
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