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Page 1 of 3  [ 27 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next   Print view Previous topic | Next topic  Author Message kekeljevic  Post subject: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:36 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Thief stops a man and want to robber him: "Give me Your money or Your life !!!" "I'm a computer programmer", a man answered, " I don't have neither a money or a life... ". _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       Admiror Joomla! Sponsor  Post subject: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:36 am  Top   kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." "They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. " _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:47 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Attachment: windowslivewriterunxxx-e1bel1048750.jpg [ 23.89 KiB | Viewed 22061 times ] Attachments: Spartan-Chess.jpg [ 84.99 KiB | Viewed 22061 times ] _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:59 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia When a husband is a programmer: Wife: Let's buy a new TV! Husbant: Internal error. Out of resources. Wife: Give me Your credit card. Husbant: Sharing Violation. Access denied. Wife: Do You love me as Your computer or I'm just for fun? Husbant: Too many parameters. Wife: I was wrong to marry You. Husbant: Data type mismatch. Wife: Where is You paycheck? Husbant: File in use. Try again later. _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:00 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Attachment: compiling.png [ 27.65 KiB | Viewed 22061 times ] _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       Admiror Joomla! Sponsor  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:00 am  Top   kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:13 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Original title for the movie "Alien vs. Predator" was "Alien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris", but no one would like to watch a movie 17 seconds long... _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:02 pm  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       Vasiljevski  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:49 pm  Developer Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:31 pm Posts: 1241 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush _________________ Help Admiror Gallery become even better, give us a review on JED Top       kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Oho... I can see some jokes on my account hahhaahahahahaha You don't have a chance. We GRAPHIC DESIGNERS are majority on this community _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       Admiror Joomla! Sponsor  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 am  Top   kekeljevic  Post subject: Re: Jokes Break :D Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:33 am  Developer Joined: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm Posts: 445 Location: Novi Sad, Serbia Why is Chuck Norris the best programmer: Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm. _________________ Admiror Design Studio Top       Display posts from previous: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by AuthorPost timeSubject AscendingDescending     Page 1 of 3  [ 27 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

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