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Author:  kekeljevic [ Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:52 am ]
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Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"

Author:  kekeljevic [ Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:54 am ]
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Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

Author:  Vasiljevski [ Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:06 pm ]
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kekeljevic wrote:
My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogramm my computer."
Me: "Okay...."
My Friend: "Not my Mac, but my PC. I has Windows Vista."
Me: "Yes, and what language did you use?"
My Friend: (pause) "English."
Me: "English?"
My Friend: "Yeah, English."


Is this one for real? Or it's just a joke? :)

Author:  kekeljevic [ Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:34 pm ]
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@ Vasiljevski
I digged that on some blog... it's sounds real.

Here is a new joke
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Author:  Vasiljevski [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:41 pm ]
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50 reasons not to date a graphic designer
http://creativestudiosng.com/blog/2011/05/25/50-reasons-not-to-date-a-graphic-designer/

Author:  kekeljevic [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:26 am ]
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That was a low kick hahahahahaha god damn... and it's all true hahahaha :lol:

Except this one:
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.

When this happened experienced graphic designers screamed in agony.

Author:  JDavise [ Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:13 am ]
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

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